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In Space, No One Can Hear Your Chest Bursting

"Alien: Romulus" scares up a mixed bag of fun

Depending on what you think of the "Alien" franchise, the following statement will either sound like a huge compliment or damning with faint praise: "Alien: Romulus" is the third best film of the franchise by a hair. Set between 1979's seminal sci-fi/horror masterpiece "Alien" and James Cameron's 1986 action extravaganza "Aliens," director Fede Álvarez has not only made an intensely violent and visually gorgeous "Alien" sequel, but also something that fits nicely between the two originals. It's got some pretty glaring and, frankly, baffling flaws, but it's pretty damn fun anyway.

Starring Cailee Spaeny who, after playing Priscilla Presley in Sophia Coppola's "Priscilla," a wide-eyed photo journalist way in over her head in "Civil War," a young, male quantum scientist in "Devs" and a hard-luck space orphan in "Alien: Romulus," is doing one hell of a job reinventing herself with every role she chooses. Spaeny carries "Romulus" with effortless charisma as Rain, an orphan who, along with her "brother" Andy (played by the film-stealing David Jonsson), a synthetic human programmed to take care of her, is desperate to escape the indentured servitude the two besties find themselves in on the sunless colony of Jackson's Star.

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Not Ripley, believe it or not.

Along with a handful of poor and desperate young miners like herself, Rain and David head to a massive, derelict Weyland-Yutani space station, the Romulus and Remus, where they hope to find cryo chambers that would allow them to escape their star system and lives of servitude. Things obviously go very poorly, because this is an "Alien" movie.

That's pretty much it! You've got six good-looking young adults on a derelict space station fighting for their lives against some old-fashioned Chestbursters, Facehuggers and Xenomorphs. The heart of the movie rests with Rain and her robot brother Andy, whose dynamic together is sweet, complicated and human. In fact, all of the characters are compelling in different ways, making their impending, horrifically violent deaths more affecting than one really expects. Álvarez and his co-writer Rodo Sayagues do a nice job creating characters we not just root for, but find pieces of ourselves inside.

What's really counterintuitive, though, is that the aspects of the film that work the best exist right next to the aspects that don't, but Álvarez still manages to keep everything moving so quickly and anxiously that it's never in danger of falling off the rails. From the opening frame of the movie, "Alien: Romulus" not only feels like an "Alien" movie from its DNA outward, it also looks and sounds like a direct sequel to Ridley Scott's 1979 original. The tech, the design, H.R. Giger's iconic creature design, the score, the cinematography and the character work all feel deeply reverent to the original film. You can tell Álvarez wants his movie to play directly alongside Scott's masterpiece.

This also leads to the film's biggest problem: not all of the callbacks and easter eggs work very well. Nostalgia is just not a good enough reason to make a direct sequel to a beloved movie. I feel like the Legacy Sequels to "Halloween," "Exorcist" and "Ghostbusters" have successfully proved that there needs to be an existential purpose for them to work.

In fact, SPOILERS......... there's a direct plot point involving a character from "Alien" that looks done with some very subpar deepfake technology that doesn't even come close to bridging the uncanny valley. It's befuddling, because it's a choice that would have been easy to write around and only exists to remind people of the original...but not in a good way. With not just this, but also some directly repeated iconic lines, and a third act that repeats "Alien's" ending almost beat-by-beat, Álvarez's reverence for the original weakens "Romulus" on a story level while simultaneously strengthening it on a design and aesthetic one. Álvarez is a talented filmmaker and doesn't need to rely on nostalgia to make a good movie. His "Evil Dead" reboot was nothing like the other ones and was stronger for it. END SPOILERS.

While "Alien: Romulus" doesn't really hold a candle to "Alien" or "Aliens," it's still easily the most intense movie I've seen so far this year and held me gripped to my chair for almost the entire running time. It doesn't exist solely for nostalgia, and genuinely wants to scare entire poops from the audience. While there are a few terrible choices throughout, the escalation of terror and the anxiety-inducing, visceral horror really keep the movie's claws pretty deep in your spine throughout. On top of that, the genuinely disturbing practical effects and the star- making performance from David Jonsson are so awesome that it's easy to look past the film's faults.

I'm not entirely sure I followed exactly all of the twisty turny plot machinations that popped up throughout the story, but I still enjoyed trying to understand them. I wonder if there are some deleted scenes that might make the story congeal a little better or if every question I have will be answered in the inevitable sequel. Basically, I think I have the definition of mixed feelings.

"Alien" defined a genre and "Aliens" is one of the most entertaining movies ever made, so holding "Romulus" to that standard is somewhat unfair, but Álvarez and team do enough right for me to genuinely hope we get another film in the franchise that picks up directly after this one. No matter what happens, "Romulus" proves there's still plenty of (alien) life left in the franchise and that the Xenomorph is just as iconic of a slasher as Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees. But, you know, with acid for blood.

"Alien: Romulus"
Dir. Fede Álvarez
Grade: B-
Now Playing at Regal Old Mill, Sisters Movie House, Odem Theater Pub, McMenamins Old St. Francis, Madras Cinema 5

Jared Rasic

Film critic and author of food, arts and culture stories for the Source Weekly since 2010.
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